Jarvis Slacks
News Rodeo! Public Option! We are broke! Fox News sucks!
Welcome to another News Rodeo! Stop the Bull spit and start the pit! Actually, instead of “spit”, it is supposed to be another word that ends in “i” and “T”. But my Mom sometimes reads this. Hey, Mom! I love you! Let’s get to the news, brother! Are you unemployed? Yes? Well, then you fit … Read more
Fox News and President Obama
I watch Fox every day. Shush. Don’t tell anyone. But I do. I watch Glenn Beck. I watch Hannity. I watch Bill O’Reilly. I do this because Fox news hates President Obama. But let’s not be one sided. President Obama hates Fox news. Oh, and let’s keep it straight. I hate Fox news too. I … Read more
Myspace to cut 400 jobs. Yeah, Myspace is still around. I know, right?
First there was Friendster, and Friendster was really stupid and nobody liked it. Then, there was Myspace, and everyone liked Myspace because it was a new way to meet girls to have sex with. Around the same time, Facebook popped up and no one liked it because a bunch of kids were on there. Then, … Read more
