Jarvis Slacks
Medal of Honor changes bad guy names to “Opposing Force”. Fourteen year-old boys will still masturbate, though.
“To all who serve – we appreciate you, we thank you, and we do not take you for granted. And to the Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen and Marines currently serving overseas, stay safe and come home soon.”
Impressions: Metro 2033
Some games are good. Some games are bad. Some games, despite whether they are good or bad or not, simply exist. And you have to deal with their existence the best way you can. Thus, Metro 2033.
Preview: Vanquish
I’ve been following E3 all week but the only thing that has really moved me, really made me want to go and buy a video game is Vanquish! Yes! Yes! Give me Vanquish! It looks like Gears of War on Coke, but instead of Coke, the guys is in a robot-suit, shooting stuff and SLIDING … Read more
Impressions: Alan Wake
(This post is Spoiler-Free) Rarely, very rarely, do games like Alan Wake come into existence. When they do, you look at gaming differently. You think, man, this game. Man, this game. I was thinking that while I was playing it the other night. I had my flashlight on and I was standing in front of … Read more
