Mass Effect 3: The Conversation of Art and Entertainment

Posted by Jarvis Slacks on March 23, 2012 · 4 Comments 

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Art shouldn’t be subjected to the whims of the people who want to buy it. Art should be created because the artist wanted to create it.

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Impressions: Dead Space 2

Posted by Jarvis Slacks on February 17, 2011 · Comments Off 

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A pants-changing good time.

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Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood Impressions

Posted by Jarvis Slacks on February 1, 2011 · 1 Comment 

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Shake hands with the right, stab you with the left.

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Impressions: Call of Duty, Black Ops

Posted by Jarvis Slacks on January 11, 2011 · Comments Off 

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Sixty dollars worth of frustration.

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Best of the Best 2010: Mass Effect 2

Posted by Jarvis Slacks on December 20, 2010 · Comments Off 

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Best Video Game of the Year.

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Vanquish: Impressions

Posted by Jarvis Slacks on October 27, 2010 · 3 Comments 

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A game that lets you smoke cigarettes. I mean, they give you a button for it.

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Medal of Honor changes bad guy names to “Opposing Force”. Fourteen year-old boys will still masturbate, though.

Posted by Jarvis Slacks on October 5, 2010 · Comments Off 

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“To all who serve – we appreciate you, we thank you, and we do not take you for granted. And to the Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen and Marines currently serving overseas, stay safe and come home soon.”

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Impressions: Limbo

Posted by Jarvis Slacks on July 27, 2010 · Comments Off 

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Is the game a good game? Yes. Is it worth fifteen dollars? Well…

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Impressions: Metro 2033

Posted by Jarvis Slacks on July 19, 2010 · Comments Off 

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Some games are good. Some games are bad. Some games, despite whether they are good or bad or not, simply exist. And you have to deal with their existence the best way you can. Thus, Metro 2033.

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Preview: Vanquish

Posted by Jarvis Slacks on June 15, 2010 · Comments Off 

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I’ve been following E3 all week but the only thing that has really moved me, really made me want to go and buy a video game is Vanquish!  Yes!  Yes!  Give me Vanquish!  It looks like Gears of War on Coke, but instead of Coke, the guys is in a robot-suit, shooting stuff and SLIDING … Read more

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