Jarvis Slacks
Nightlife: Sex!
You can see these fresh every week at www.starnewsonline.com or in the Thursday’s Currents. No, I don’t think I’m going to see Sex and the City. I thought it was Sex IN the City for the last five years. Finding out that it is really “AND” and not “IN” sort of puts a damper on … Read more
NightLife: Top Ten Things I’d Change.
You can read these at www.starnewsonline.com or in the Thursday’s currents. By whose authority can I judge and critique our nightlife scene? My bar tab last weekend was sixty-five dollars over the course of three hours. That’s my authority. If I bought you a beer when I was drunk, you’re welcome. Ten. Bars would aim … Read more
Nightlife: Hillarie Burton Edition
You can see the original of this article at www.starnewsonline.com or in the Thursday’s paper. Thursday Night: I was late to the Grey Gardens Spring Fashion Show and fundraiser organized by my colleague Jess James. Tickets were $25 dollars a head. I got a free ticket by nefarious means. The irony of getting a free … Read more
Nightlife: Stop n’ Pop Stores
This week’s column is special. The original column, appearing in today’s Currents, has been edited. Some of the things I wrote in the column was not safe, and the Star-News could have been sued because of it. However, I don’t give a fuck, so here is the column in all its glory. The Star-News takes … Read more
Nightlife: Girls Gone Lame…
Here is one of my older columns. You can see them fresh at www.starnewsonline.com or in the Thursday issue of Currents. I was hugging the walls of Olive or Twist and all around me were men. Hungry men. Curious men. They had gathered. The call had been sent out. They saw it on the news … Read more
