Well, that bastards did it. They created DNA in a lab, using a computer, stuck the DNA in some Bacteria and then the bacteria used the DNA to start up…
The guy’s name is Lt. Dan Choi. He’s gay and stuff and he is getting kicked out of the military because he’s gay and stuff. The guy is pissed, of…
I failed. My failure to stay off Facebook for more than a damn week shows you how weak I am, how the damn site is rooted into my system, how…
So, apparently, the amazing and most important company that was ever created by human beings is releasing the often rumored and much desired Apple Tablet! It is the Apple Tablet!…
To be honest, I can count on my fingers how many times I’ve watched the A-Team. I have the sneaky suspicion that the same can be said for most of society. Did…
The first News Rodeo of the New Year! And, uh, some guy tried to blow his penis off. I don’t have all the details, but some guy from Europe flew…
So the question is: If he doesn’t matter, why are you writing about him, Jarvis Slacks? Because nothing but eating and sleeping really matters. All this other stuff, from your…
Yes, Big Brother is still watching you. And he always will. I mean, you spend so much time and attention on what you wear and those boots. Why wouldn’t he…
It is time once again for News Rodeo! And, man oh man, is there some news this week. It has occurred to me lately that this might be the only…
I want to clear something up. I don’t hate Sarah Palin. I don’t hate anyone. There are, however, people that I don’t particularly enjoy being around. There are people…
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