Jarvis Slacks
I Don’t Think I’m a Marxist: A Slight Look at How I became a Marxist
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. -Winston Churchill
News Rodeo: Big Willy’s Tacos, Beer and Porn Edition!
Climate Change isn’t real, Obama talks to rain-makers, and Michael Moore bails out accused rapist. A typical Wednesday.
News Rodeo: Chubs Edition
The Oil Spill could have been prevented, If you eat McDonald’s, you’ll get fat, and Mariah Carey isn’t fat, she’s pregnant. But, I mean, you’re forgiven if you thought she was fat because she, you know, looked fat. News Rodeo, baby.
News Rodeo: The Illusion of Freedom
We know Big Brother is watching us. We just don’t care. But other countries don’t have the luxury of the illusion.
News Rodeo: Passion and Politics
Some people think we should be cool and calm when we try and Govern. I respectively disagree.
News Rodeo: Heavy is the Head.
That, with the hurly, death itself awakes? Canst thou, O partial sleep, give thy repose. To the wet sea-boy in an hour so rude, And in the calmest and most stillest night, With all appliances and means to boot, Deny it to a king? Then happy low, lie down! Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown.
News Rodeo: It is still Our Fault.
The Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico is a chance, a real chance, for us to do what is right for the planet. Perception Equals Reality. What we see is real, is real. Two months ago, our reality was that oil was great, it works, and we should keep using it in our day … Read more
News Rodeo: Wow, we really created synthetic life?
Well, that bastards did it. They created DNA in a lab, using a computer, stuck the DNA in some Bacteria and then the bacteria used the DNA to start up the cells and, bam, life. That is pretty much what they did. They created some artificial life up in that piece. U.S. researchers have created … Read more
