Jarvis Slacks
The Daily Daily: Haters gonna Hate!
Envy, the End of Days, and Papa Johns pizza has amazing garlic crust but is also super racist.
The Daily Daily: Politics and and the Squirrels that have Sex outside my Window in the Morning
It’ll make sense. Trust me.
The Daily Daily: Discrimination Edition
Cheap doctors, the right to stop people from voting and taxation with out celebration .
Daily Daily: 104,080 to 113,728
More news than you can shake a stick and go to war over Weapons of Mass Destruction even though there were never any WMDs but no one went to jail over it so it doesn’t matter…at.
The Daily Daily: Face Veils, Be-headings, other stuff like that.
Gay Vietnam Vets wearing face veils to a beheading during the Iraq war draw-down.
The Daily Daily: Renew your subscription to the Fire Department today! Or we will watch your house burn down and not do anything.
Plan B is to call the fire department, hope they put out our homosexual fire, so that we can be strong and vote for Michelle Bachmann.
The Daily Daily for Dec. 6: Sext my Occupied Kidney
Sexting the Occupy movement to see if they want to buy my kidney.
The Daily Daily for December 1st: Oh, the weather outside is…STOP PLAYING CHRISTMAS MUSIC!
GOP and Rich people sitting in a tree, raid, raid, go away, and the magic fish that grants carbon-reducing wishes.
The Daily Daily for November 29th: David HG!
Turn off your phones, Time magazine doesn’t think you can handle it, and Shush! Don’t tell anyone.
