We all know that Sarah Palin went to Haiti over the weekend to peep it, check it out, see if there were any Mama Grizzlies there. And I’m sure you heard about this amazing quote from her:
“I know that there’s been some discussion of U.S. aid perhaps being lifted from this area,” she said. “Again — not to get political — but if some of the politicians would come here and see the conditions, perhaps they would see a need for, say, a military airlift to come bring supplies that are so needed here.”
What you didn’t know is that, when she gave the quote, she was actually in Detroit on lay-over to Miami. Other things she said on her trip that you might not have known about.
“Wow! So many darkies!”
“I mean, can’t they just get more cardboard and build bigger shacks? I don’t know what the problem is.”
“Cholera? I don’t even know her. I’m not putting a collar on her. Oh, CHOLERA. No, no thanks, I’m full.”
This trip is probably the best thing ever since she shot a deer in the face for absolutely no reason. God, I hope she runs for President.