Jarvis Slacks
The Daily Daily: The Vanquish Demo
Think Gears of War on Crack.
The Daily Daily: The First Ever Social Networking Site
“A young lady walked up to me. I asked her if she would be my friend. She said, “Sure, OK!” and then handed me a menu. A menu, specifically, of foods and the prices thereof. This woman just friended me to try to sell me things!”
Restore Honor this Weekend: Sleep in.
“Throughout history America has seen many great leaders and noteworthy citizens change her course. It is through their personal virtues and by their example that we are able to live as a free people. On August 28, come celebrate America by honoring our heroes, our heritage and our future.”
The Daily Daily: Surprising words about Gay Rights, from Rev. Sharpton
“I think it is wrong… You cannot fight for civil rights for some and not civil rights for all. I think it’s a problem, and I think it’s a contradiction to the spirit of those of us who have suffered bias and prejudice.”
The Daily Daily: Do not use the Green line or the Yellow line.
“Do not use the Green line or the Yellow line. These rules are even more important at night. There is of course nothing wrong with many other areas; but you don’t know where you are, so you should not explore them.”
The Daily Daily: The Civil War that is the Drug War that is a Civil War in Mexico.
8/23/10. Valdez, a Mexican-American known as ‘La Barbie’ due to his blond hair, is a leading contender to head the Beltran Leyva cartel.
The Daily Daily: High Speed Railing
8/18/10. Plus, you get to sleep on a train. A little nap before you get to work. Almost the best thing ever, really.
The Daily Daily: The Ground Zero Dunkin’ Donuts
8/17/10. There is a strip club close by, too. They call the strippers Ground Zero Strippers. Not really. But I wish they would.
