Jarvis Slacks
A Week In Review
This post is full of several random bits and pieces collected over the week. I generally avoid posting like this, but I’m bored. -I got a new phone. It is a Samsung Jack. I like it. I’ve had Samsung BlackJacks for a couple of years now and I’m extremely pleased with them. The best way … Read more
Moon: Impressions
I didn’t DISLIKE Moon. I just didn’t like it. Well, maybe I did like it. I can’t honestly say, and I think that’s the power of the damn movie. I was watching it, this movie, and I was waiting for the weird, charismatic robot to go and kill off the main character, Sam. I was … Read more
I Watched Fox Today. Here is What I Learned.
So, I watched Glen Beck today. I watched him because most people make fun of him, say he’s insane, or say the guy is a goof and that he’s a hate-monger and that, you know, all that. And I watched Glen Beck today because the Health Care Bill passed, and I wanted to see if, … Read more
Impressions: Splinter Cell Conviction Demo
Splinter Cell is a franchise near and dear to my heart. It was the first game I bought because I thought it looked interesting, even though none of my friends really wanted to bother with it. But, the moment I put Splinter Cell into my original Xbox, I knew I would play games completely differently. … Read more
Impressions: The Hangover
The Hangover is funny like watching your best friend tripping and falling. You laugh at him. You point. You smile and you make fun of him for days. You calling him clumsy. You say he’s an idiot. You tell his girlfriend. That is the way we do things. We are men. Men don’t like being … Read more
News Rodeo: The Return of Social Protesting
The guy’s name is Lt. Dan Choi. He’s gay and stuff and he is getting kicked out of the military because he’s gay and stuff. The guy is pissed, of course. So, today, there was a rally pooping on the Military’s “Don’t Ask/Don’t Tell” policy. We don’t ask that you’re gay. You don’t tell us … Read more
Zombieland: Impressions
I’m going to give my impressions of Zombieland while, at the same time, I give my impressions of my vacation. There is one large, early part of it that has given me pause. My vacation, not the movie. While I got ready to go the other day, I grabbed my gear in one, big, healthy … Read more
Peep the new Iron Man 2 Trailer.
The Iron Man movies are loved, and oh they are loved, because it is an action film with one of the most complicated characters you can imagine. Tony Starks is rich, narcissistic, self-involved and pretty much the walk, talking stereotype of a playboy. But, underneath all that crap, he’s good guy. He wants to help people. … Read more
(500) Days of Summer: Impressions
Being single sucks. It absolutely sucks. There are some good parts about it. You get to do what you want, when you want. You have complete and utter freedom, which is nice. But there are also some pretty huge down sides. That bed is a bit colder. There is hardly ever anyone to eat with. … Read more
Why the Oscars Suck.
The Oscar’s are outdated. No one cares about them anymore. This is the truth that we refuse to tell each other. It’s like this. Not everything deserves a damn award. We don’t always have to pit two or three things against each other and watch them fight for the winner. This does not have to … Read more
