THE LIFE AND TIMES OF JARVIS SLACKS

And tomorrow I will be taking one of those to see my family, to talk about my life, to reassure them that, yes, I’ll have kids one day, I promise.  We need this, don’t we?  We need this Christmas.  This has been a very weird year.  That is what people will say about this year.  It was weird.  It was full of the strange, the stuff that makes a year more “Ugh” than “Yeah!”.  The bad thing is, that is exactly what I said about Last year.  I hope that you all have Merry Holidays.  Be safe.  Don’t eat too much food.  Watch this vid.  Call me a dork.  I know I am.  It’s fine.  Be safe.