Jarvis Slacks
Battlestar Galactica: Final Impressions
I watched the final episode on my day off on Saturday, with some snacks and my door locked and my phone off. It was the end of a mission that I began working on months ago, one disk at a time. Some times twice a week, but mostly, I went through the series with a … Read more
Impressions: Halo 3 ODST
I was skeptical. I didn’t think that Bungie could make a game this soon and it be good. I didn’t. I thought it would be this tiny, stupid game that would just steal money and force me to buy it and give me absolutely no reward. Of course, as usual, I was wrong. Halo 3: … Read more
Awesome Person of the Week: Vice President Joe Biden.
We all know about the last Vice President we had. Dick Cheney. When this is all over, he’s going to be richly blamed for two wars, a ruined economy, thousands of troop deaths and, well, just being a bad person. Who isn’t Dick Cheney? Vice President Joe Biden. Did you know that he’s going to … Read more
I haven’t forgotten about you….
I’m just busy lately. Don’t get mad. Here. I posted a really cool youtube clip about zombies. Just for you.
Google wants to scan and digitize the World’s Book Supply. Then it will become aware and launch all the nuclear war heads. Maybe.
People who love books and read books and people who like books are real big fans of Google wanting to consume all the books and put them on the Inter-webs. There are a few reasons for this. One, it will stop people buying books, because anything on-line can, with a little work and patience, be … Read more
Is Carter Right?
I’m sorry if it makes you uncomfortable. Actually, it really is suppose to make you uncomfortable. Please. Discuss.
Over the Weekend: Black People Go Completely Insane.
I’m a black person, so I can make fun of my own people. I reserve that right. There was something in the air this weekend. There had to be. I mean, first Serena Williams had some interesting cooking suggestions for a Tennis Ball. To be fair, Serena didn’t threaten to kill anyone. That’s absurd. Black … Read more
News Rodeo: You Lie! Superconducting Super Colliders! Zombies!
Hey! What’s going on, guys? I’m Jarvis Slacks and this is News Rodeo for (YOU LIE!). Wait, huh? I’m sorry, I heard someone yelling at me. Anyway, today (YOU LIE!) and…uh…I’m sorry. Let’s start over. I’m Jarvis Slacks and this is (YOU LIE!). Wow. Ok. Ok. Listen. I’m sure you guys all saw this last … Read more
Whatcha Listening to? Raekwon, Only Built 4 Cuban Linx Vol. II
Man. Remember the Mid-nineties? When you could hop into a car and listening to the best music ever created by human beings? Pearl Jam coming out? Nirvana at their prime? And, of course, Wu-Tang. Wu-Tang. Wu-Tang. The middle nineties gave us such classics as Method Man’s Tical, Ghostface Killah’s Iron-man, Gza’s Liquid Swords and, of … Read more
Live Action Halo 3: ODST
The game of Halo has never interested me as much as the MYTH of Halo. This idea that Mankind is thrust into a war simply because a group of Alien Beings hate us. We fight because we have absolutely no choice but to. The emotion makes me think constantly about what will bring us together … Read more
