Comments on: Five Things That Men Need to Stop Doing

By: Jarvis Slacks

Jarvis Slacks — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 17:25:33 +0000

I still can’t get over the half-tuck. I mean, is your shirt in or out? Make up your mind!

By: Big Sis

Big Sis — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 15:30:48 +0000

Hmmm…I agree, even if you are my brother. The system that we have tried to hard to build and protect has turned against us and created weak humans. We follow behind false heros and plastic stars. We want to be like “them”. What happened to being like “you”? Weak humans..simple men…plastic women…killer kids! Salute to our so called “society”!

By: Jarvis Slacks

Jarvis Slacks — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 03:45:14 +0000

So awesome. And, yes, the baggy pants thing is getting old. But I still have some fond memories of doing that. So I can let that slide.

By: Tristan Hoagland

Tristan Hoagland — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 01:17:20 +0000

Just to prove a point, I’m totally walking into a dive bar tonight and ordering a cosmo, and not on the rocks either, straight-up martini glass and everything. Then I’m going to walk around all night, with my cosmo, talking about beef jerky and peeing off things.

By: Ben

Ben — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:57:57 +0000

Excellent post, Mr Slacks. Excellent! I agree with every one of them. You committed to paper what I have been thinking for years.

I would like to offer one more for your consideration to make it 6 things; Wearing pants so low the boxers are showing – and mostly every bit of them.

I keep seeing guys walking to school or their job and one hand is constantly maneuvering to get the best grip to keep the pants from falling all the way down which would of course cause them to shuffle.

No matter how smart he might be, it makes him look like he has to be reminded to breathe. Idiots. Why doesn’t he just wear the pants with the fly open, too? Hell, he might as well just take them off for that matter and just be happy with the boxers. At the least he would have both hands free to do a day’s work.

Furthermore, how in the world do women even find that close to being attractive? And if they hook up with a guy like that, what does it say about her?

My theory on how this started in the first place? Inner city kid getting hand-me-down pants from his older brother and of course they are too big for him and when he goes to school his peers think it looks cool. *BaM* a new fashion craze.

Idiots.