The Missing Link is Found and, yes, no one cares.
"What? Can't a guy walk to the store? Damn!"
Some of you don’t believe in Evolution. It’s OK. I totally respect that. I actually prefer the idea of creation due to absolute Will as opposed to growing like a tumor and relaying on mutations to get us on our way. But wait! Look! They’ve found it! They’ve found it! What? You haven’t heard? They found the missing link! THE MISSING LINK!
An incredible 95 percent complete fossil of a 47-million-year-old human ancestor dubbed Ida has been discovered and, after two years of secret study, an international team of scientists has revealed it to the world. The fossil’s remarkable state of preservation allows an unprecedented glimpse into early human evolution. Discovered in Messel Pit, Germany, it represents the moment before anthropoid primates–the group that would later evolve into humans, apes and monkeys–began to split from lemurs and other prosimian primates. This groundbreaking discovery fills in a critical gap in human and primate evolution.
It looks a lot like a damn cat to me. Is that what the fuss is about? I’ve seen possums I’ve ran over that were more impressive. Other things that you won’t care about when they happen: UFO Landings, Politicians telling the truth and Twilight fans admitting that the movie was horrible and the book wasn’t much better. Oh snap!
