Jarvis Slacks
News Rodeo: First 100 Days, Glowing Puppies, and Wolverine Flu
Happy 100 Days! Yeah, I don’t care either. Expecting a President to change the world in 100 days is a lot like trying to glow puppies that glow. But we’ll get to that. How is our Man in Washington doing? The Huffington Post as a few of his hits and misses. Here are two things … Read more
Spock and Uhura will Make out in the new Star Trek. Did I ruin the movie for you? Aw….
One of the sites I follow on the regular is io9. I love this place because they do not care about spoiling a movie. At all. And if you thought that Kirk and Uhura were going to be an item, I’m sorry to break it to you, but its gonna be Spock and Uhuha. I … Read more
Swine Flu: Proof positive that All human-beings are stupid.
Swine Flu is going to kill us all! Maybe.
Netflixing: The Day The Earth Stood Still
The idea for the remake of The Day The Earth Stood Still is a good one. The original dealt with the cold war and the impending nuclear holocaust. This newest version deals with the impending death and destruction of the environment. The problem comes into play with the implementation of this idea. An alien, in … Read more
“Auto-Tune the News” is really funny.
So what do you get when you have “Geek Rap” becoming extremely popular, plus Cable Television shows pumping out news 24/7 and making pundits seem as regular and ordinary as a sandwich? Combine this with Rachel Maddow and her undying love of pop culture and you’ve got this video popping up on the Rachel Maddow … Read more
The New Word That Won’t Go Away: Torture
Ok, so there has been a lot going on this week about all this torture stuff. Thanks to the Washington Post, we are starting to get some insight into how and why the Obama Administration decided to release the memos. According to the article from the Washington Post, which you can find here, it wasn’t … Read more
Weird Stuff, This Earf Day.
Today was Earth Day. But I don’t like calling it Earth Day. I like call it “Earf” Day. Why? Because I want to and I have a weird sense of humor. And sense I have a really weird sense of humor (Its not that weird. I just like saying that), I’ve decided to post a … Read more
2 Al Queda suspects + the Bush Administration=Being Waterboarded 266 times
When we talk about how Torture had to end, we always use the idea of a moral component. In this world, somethings are right while other things are wrong. That is the world. The problem is that some people believe some things are right while other people believe somethings are wrong. “Beliefs” are the problem, … Read more
Obama shakes Chavez’s hand! Proves he’s a Socialist! And he’s the Antichrist! And he’s Black! Did you know that? We’ve got a Black President! When did that happen?
So, we haven’t really gotten use to the idea that we have a president that acts like he has some common sense. I mean, we know how the last guy acted. Two Wars. The economy tanked. We tortured people. I think we even promised to go to Mars. Well, I don’t mind the Mars bit. … Read more
While you were out, by Isreal Rodatz
This is by one of my really good friends, Isreal Rodatz. It is EXACTLY what he does on a daily basis. Sigh. I miss home.
