Risk An Early Death. Just Don’t Let Me Play Videogames.
The kid looks bored. I'd be bored too if I was playing on the PS3. Ohhh. Burn.
Hey guys. You want to know what I do to relax? I play video games. You know how often I get to do that? Not very often. Oh, and you want to know something else? I’ve lost something around ten pounds. Its called the “Two Job” diet. I hope you never have to do it. However, in the UK, there is an overwhelming number of fatty-fat fats. These little kids are so fat that the Change4life cats in the UK have started a new campaign telling parents that their children will die, like for real die, if they let their kids play video games. Hey, one more thing. Guess what happens if I don’t relax by playing video games? I murder people. Not for real. Just in my brain. Which, sort of, is the same exact thing. [Thanks Kotaku]
I eat meat in my head when I don’t get to play my games. I am a vegetarian so this is weird for me. I guess it is also a little weird that I skin and eat them raw in these dreams to… do I need help? Haha.