Jarvis Slacks
Yes, we are in love with Star Trek. Shut up.
Yes, you guys have seen this before. The only difference is that Leonard Nimroy is at the end of this one, completely confirming that there is some time traveling mess in the new Star Trek. I both want and don’t want this, for obvious and completely weird reasons. Do we want this new Star Trek … Read more
Rick Warren-Gate
The weird thing about being a leader? Chances are that most people aren’t going to like you too much. President-Elect Obama has really pissed some people off this week by selecting Pastor-dude Rick Warren to give the invocation. For those people who have no idea what an invocation is, its basically a pray. But sense … Read more
News Rodeo for Thursday, December 18th.
There is a lot of news this morning, or this afternoon, or whatever time it is. Let’s just go down the list. Mika Brzezinkski, that hot news-chick from MSNBC’s Morning Joe got mugged this morning outside her Hotel in Washington DC. This hits home for me for a few reasons. One, I live in DC, … Read more
Romantic Comedies might ruin relationships. Could also cause Cancer. Not really.
Well, The Captain Obvious Award for this week goes to the BBC. They are reporting today that Romantic comedies might hinder, or even completely destroy, a person’s perception of what is right and what is wrong when it comes to a relationship. It seems that people have these high “standards” about what they want out … Read more
More Chaos from our friends in Mexico…
So, if you haven’t heard, let me fill you in. Mexico is probably one of the most dangerous places on the planet right now. Drug War? Hello? I don’t have the proper stats handy, but more people are being killed down South every day than in Iraq. Huh? No, of course we don’t care. There … Read more
The VGA’s are stupid. Here is proof.
All right. If you listen to our podcast, which I know at least fifteen of you do, then you know that I haven’t ever played Grand Theft Auto 4. I haven’t played it, nor do I want to. Our man, Kenneth, thinks it is a horrible universal mistake that I’ve never played the game and … Read more
The Brilliance of Quincying…
Its called Quincying. You can peep Joystiq to get the full information. The amount of conversation this action causes, both socially and morally, is amazing. It is the place where your internet self is faced with an intelligence on the other side of the screen, and intelligence that completely understands the need for regular men … Read more
Young Men disappearing to Somalia? Dark Lord Sauron blamed, Gathering forces for Final Battle
Uh. So, like, young US citizens of Somalia descent are heading to Somalia. They are gathering all their forces, you see. It is hard for me to make a joke about all this, because it isn’t funny. Kids from America are going to Somalia? Like, that means that someone has the organizational skills and the … Read more
Men we dig: Colin Powell
Colin Powell will always be a point of inspiration for us. He is well spoken. He is extremely intelligent. And, most of all, he is defending his party, even though his party is sort of garbage. Here’s hoping that Mr. Powell switches teams one day.
The Jarvis Slacks Podcast Number 11: My Name’s Kenneth Edition
His name is Kenneth. He does the podcast with me. He also loves the ladies. And, hey guys, guess what? The ladies love him too. This week on the Jarvis Slacks Podcast, we talk, at length, about Prince of Persia and the awesome end of dying in video games. We also complain about DLC (Downloadable … Read more
