News Rodeo: Anderson Cooper vs. Rachel Maddow

On his free time, Anderson walks around with brown men with no shirts. Totally not a gay thing to do.

On his free time, Anderson walks around with brown men with no shirts. Totally not a gay thing to do.

Fuck the Israeli-Hamas War.  That shit is played out like skinny-jeans on white dudes.  The new war is the war on words.  And Anderson “I’m gay but I don’t want to say I’m gay because I might lose my demographic” Cooper is throwing the first stones.  He be attacking my girl Rachel Maddow.  Shit be real in the streets, yo. From the LA Times:

Reporter: This year we saw the rise of Rachel Maddow and Campbell Brown — very opinionated. You haven’t succumbed too much. Do you have plans to?

Anderson: I have no plans to, no. I think those people are really good at what they do. Rachel Maddow is an incredible talent — she’s funny, and smart, obviously well researched on subjects. I’m just not interested as a viewer in listening to anchors’ opinions. It seems like there’s an awful lot of yelling, and this year yelling’s been replaced by sarcasm and snark- iness.

Damn! Burn!  Eat it, you bitches! Ok, let’s be seriousy on the realzy here.  Rachel Maddow is very funny, very sarcastic, very angry and very lesbian.  There is nothing wrong with any of these things, and I amazingly enjoy watching her show.  On the other hand, Gay Anderson has a point.  When we get the news, we should get it straight, with as little opinion as possible.  However, there are rooms for both sides of reporting.  I wonder who would win in a fist fight?  Well, ok, we both know who would win.  Rachel would Karate chop Anderson in the balls.  They should totally film that or something…

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One thought on “News Rodeo: Anderson Cooper vs. Rachel Maddow

  1. He’s not attacking her. He went out of his way to pay her compliments. He’s been expressing disinterest with those things for a long time, and the interview was the one who brought Rachel into it.

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