Jarvis Slacks
Fighter Jet Crashes into Houses in San Diego. I’m Serious.
Uh, does it look like we are all in a a weird action movie? Banks failing. Newspaper’s going bankrupt. Protests. A Black President. I mean, I’m doing push ups at night, just so when the Zombie Rebellion starts, I’ll be ready to kick some ass. Oh, and fighter jets are crashing into houses. Yeah. Authorities … Read more
The NSA and Illegal WireTapping. Two bad things that get Worse Together
This just in. The National Security Agency probably illegally wire-tapped some people, and that is bad! Also, fire is hot and Michael Jackson likes kissing little boys. Breaking news! A Congressional oversight panel plans to ask the National Security Agency to start an investigation into new evidence that the agency illegally wiretapped a Muslim scholar … Read more
Why you should buy The Dark Knight this Tuesday…
You shouldn’t buy it just because you want it. That’s the last reason you should buy this DVD. I mean, you could probably wait until someone gives it to you for Christmas. Its the perfect stocking stuffer. Violence. Terrorism. Explosions. Little Billy will love it. No, you should buy this movie because you should buy … Read more
