Jarvis Slacks
Five Ways to Fix The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Even though it is Pretty Awesome Already
You probably don’t watch the show. We won’t judge you. A lot of people don’t. But, on the real-real, this show is pretty bad ass. I’ll give you the break down. The show takes place after the events of Terminator 2. Sarah Connor is on the run with her son, and they have his uncle … Read more
Impressions: The New Xbox Experience
If you have an Xbox 360, and if you play it too much, then you know that there is a new, major Firmware update for it. The New Xbox Experience is one of the most major-ists updates that the Microsoft system has received. I’ve played with it, like a kid missing with a brand new … Read more
Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland
Most people have no idea how insanely screwed up Alice in Wonderland is as a book. Most don’t care. Well, hey, guess what. I do care. We read this crap to our children, then wonder with huge eyes and opened hands why they do drugs. It makes absolutely no sense to me. What does make … Read more
io9′s Deep-space Probe of the New Star Trek Trailer
It is true that some of you don’t care, at all, about the new Star Trek remake that is coming up in May, 2009. Those people are free to do what they want. Everyone has their own thing, so I won’t hate. Well, all right, I will hate. But never, ever, to your face. To … Read more
NASA makes Astronauts drink Pee, says it tastes like Mountain Dew
You wonder what NASA does with all that money we give them? Well, just ask Wired. They found out that NASA is hard at work on creating new and better ways to get Astronauts to drink…Pee. Until now, pee has been dumped overboard, but the new “Water Recovery System” will make sure it doesn’t go … Read more
Tonight: Rachael Maddow is Arianna Huffington?
We here at “Your Life Began Already” love some Rachel Maddow. She’s cute. She’s smart. She’s funny. She’s gay. Those are four of the five things I’m looking for in a person. But, wait! What? She’s not gonna be here tonight? What the hell? And who is this Arianna Huffington chick? And why is she … Read more
Bow To Awesome: The New Star Trek Trailer (Update)
Coming in May. J. J. Abrams. Rebooted Star Trek. Why no one thought of this sooner will be the source material for millions of novels. Enjoy the trailer before it gets pulled. Update: I posted a better looking trailer. Yeah, that’s how much I love you.
Impressions: Gears of War 2
Gears of War was a good game. It was completely honest about what it was: a game aimed directly at teenage boys. There was an apparent shallowness to the first Gears. The single player campaign was fun but a bit vacant, with co-op making it a little interesting. The multiplayer was fun too, but horribly … Read more
End of the World: Sarah Palin
We at “Your Life Began Already…” hate Sarah Palin. We hate her so much that we refuse to post a picture of her here. Instead, we posted a picture of the Predator. Frankly, I’d rather be in a room with one of these guys than be in the same time zone as that monster. Oh, … Read more
The End of the World: The President of Maldives wants to relocate his Entire Country, Blames Global Warming
You ever get the filling that the world is getting stranger and stranger? Take, for instance, the people of Maldives thinking about moving. All of them. Because their island may or may not sink into the ocean. Remember Waterworld? Mohamed “Anni” Nasheed, a former political prisoner, was sworn in Tuesday after he unseated Asia’s longest-serving … Read more
