Jarvis Slacks
Un-Best Games of 2008!
There has been some amazing games this year. There has also been some really, really bad ones. Here are the Five top games that I couldn’t be bothered with. Huh? What’s that smell? Why, that’s pure HATE! Metal Gear Solid V: Snake has a moustache? And an eye-patch? And a fucking skin-tight suit? Wait, that’s … Read more
Election 2000-Ugh: The Dying Monster…
Elizabeth Dole has pushed past the pale. Children and religious believes should be off the table. This is true desperation and it is the obvious death flings of a dying and horrible monster. I hope it dies sooner.
Exxon Makes almost $2000 a second.
Good Morning. How are you? Are you worried about making that car payment? Concerned about the high-cost of hearing oil? What about those student loans? How you doing with that? Oh, and by the way, Exxon recorded major profits last year. How much? Well, they made almost $2000 a second. That’s right. A FUCKING SECOND! … Read more
The 30-minute Prime-Time Obama message: LIVE! (Updated)
Here I go, Here I go, Here I go again! Girls, what’s my weakness? MEN! Ok, then! Wait, huh? I’m sorry. It’s been a long week. Anyway, once again a major political event will be taking place tonight. And, once again, I’ll be live blogging it. Join when while I type silly comments about the … Read more
Election 2000-Ugh: You can’t stay clean in a Mud-fight.
A half hour of Obama! An entire half an hour of our man making his case to the American people! Tonight! At Eight! On the TV! Some people aren’t excited, like that Hasselbeck chick. Obviously both sides are trying to run and create image. So if we use this as, so they both have funds … Read more
Election 2000-Ugh: Black People might Surprise you
We at “Your Life Began Already” are mostly African American. Actually, the staff is 100% African American, cause the staff is just one guy. So, automatically, we have some mental issues to deal with. In other news, the people of this blog hate the term African Amerian. No one around here is from Africa, or … Read more
War: Syria has a few things to say about that….
As a group of people, Americans can be a bit strange. We don’t like going into people’s yards if we can help it. We think it is rude to open someone’s mail or looking through their personal belongs. Hell, we even have a problem misspelling a person’s name or saying it wrong. Americans might be … Read more
This Week in the Week’s Weekly: Barf-inducing McCain Edition
Are we done yet? No? Another fucking week! Are you serious? Come on. Can’t we just call this one and head back to the house? I feel like I’ve been out here all day. Damnit. So, yeah, the election is still going on. I both want it to end and want it to never stop. … Read more
The Books: George Orwell’s 1984
I love this book. There are some books that give and give and give, that teach and you learn from in every sentence. But it is a horror book, it is a thriller. It scares me that we have touched some things that the book has talked about all ready, as well as the sobering … Read more
Television: New Skittles Commercial…
I’m sorry. But this might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Ever.
