Jarvis Slacks
Pirates? That’s right. Pirates.
Have you guys heard of this? Is the economy that bad? The standoff in the Indian Ocean over a ship laden with tanks and weapons entered a sixth day Tuesday, with pirates claiming they were celebrating the Muslim feast of Eid al-Fitr despite being surrounded by American warships and helicopters. A photo from the USS … Read more
This Week in the Week’s Weekly: The Economy Edition
This Week in the Week’s Weekly, the Economy revealed itself to be weak sauce, resulting in a need for an amazing and incredibly non-real 700 Billion dollar bail out. Wait, what? The government doesn’t have that much money? Well, where the hell do we get it? What? We just add an extra zero we already … Read more
A Magic Leprechaun flute, passed down for generations…
When people wonder why most black people don’t trust the media, or when people wonder why the media continues to give attention to only certain people in the black community, give them the link to this video. A Leprechaun. A Leprechaun.
The Debates.
There is a ton of stuff we can talk about. I think Senator John McCain did what he thought he would. He talked about the economy and he talked about the world as if he knows all of it. There was a lot of emotion coming from McCain tonight. We didn’t see much of that … Read more
Election 2000-Ugh: Putin popping his head out and we’re like, “Where you going? Its Alaska.”
This isn’t funny. We can make fun of it. We can laugh and whatever. But, this is serious. Someone thought she should be Vice-President. That person is John McCain. If he chooses someone like this, what else can he do? Bomb the ice caps so we can have more water? Ugh. I’m tired.
The Jarvis Slacks Podcast, Number 2
This week, I talk about the following: Reflector bicycle straps for pants legs, David Letterman attacks the McCain, music in the middle of television episodes, and the amazing movie skills of the Beouf! I also say “Um” a lot, but not as much as last time. And, of course, I do it all for you. … Read more
Election 2000-Ugh: In The Worst Ways Possible…
I’m really, really sick of this motherfucker and his bullshit. I’m sick of tricks. Aren’t we all sick of the tricks? There are two sides to this. Obama trying to reach out to McCain does have political implications. Obama wanted to show everyone that he, too, was above the politics and could move past them. … Read more
The Movies: Shia LaBeouf!
So, Eagle Eye is coming out this weekend, and I couldn’t be more excited. Well, yeah, I could be. I mean, we know what kind of movie this is. There is some mystery-thingy that pulls strings and stuff and half the movie we are trying to figure it out and the other half we are … Read more
Election 2000-Ugh: Why We Hate Republicans
We don’t hate them. We don’t hate anyone. We just prefer not being around them, if we can help it. I mean, we have plenty of friends that are, you know, Republicans. These people tend to make more money than we do. Or, they grew up in a conservative household. They were taught to fear … Read more
Election 2000-Ugh: Listen to the People who Know…
Last night, CNN showed the five people that have helped shaped our world the last few decades. The Next President had these guys talking frankly about the world. Did they say we need to blow shit up? No. Did they say that we are the Big Daddies and the rest of the world needs us? … Read more
