Jarvis Slacks
The Movies: Vicky Christina Barcelona
I don’t like Woody Allen. I never have. I just don’t. I can’t give you a real answer. Why don’t some people like rock music? How come some people hate eating meat? What about that weird anti-bread allergy? He’s never floated my boat, and he’s a dude. So I never was really all that interested … Read more
Bad Reasons to have sex, besides “Bored”…
On CNN, right next to the link showing John McCain look right at his VP’s breasts, Frisky has decided to give us bad reasons to have sex. They forgot about the most important. “To shut them up”. Wait. Is that a good reason or a bad reason? List is below. Revenge: The most popular very-wrong … Read more
The Games: Dead Space Comic #5
If you haven’t seen any of these, then this probably won’t make much sense. But, Dead Space fans should pay attention to these animated shorts, that fill in the back story of the killer creeters. Warning, pretty gross.
The Games: Castle Crashers
This is a game that stayed completely off my radar. There are two reasons for this. One, I loved the previous Behemoth game, Alien Hominoid. But, honestly, it is a very hard game. And I had no one to play with. It wasn’t online enabled, so it was like I was enjoying a game that … Read more
Election 2000-Ugh: The Answers always “C”
That’s McCain’s VP pick. No, not the dude. No, not the little girl. The other little girl. Alaska’s Governor, Sarah Palin. Who gives a FUCK about Alaska? A special exercise today, children. In the photo above, circle the people in the crowd that believe in the following: A: Abortion B: Stem Cell research C: An … Read more
Thank you, Mr. Obama
Dear Mr. Obama. Thank you for helping us hope again.
Election 2000-Ugh: I Will Lead You
My fellow ‘Mercians. I know that life is weird right now. You work all day and drink all night and then have to get up and work again the next day? What’s up with that? Remember when life use to be fair? Remember when you could take a girl home and do things and then … Read more
Election 2000-Ugh: Nobody more Blacker…
Bill Clinton. You amazingly sexy bastard.
McCain knows all about Bird’s digital scales…
Good morning. And, first up, the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard. From the Hip Hop Republican website. I swear to god. The irony with Hip Hop Republicans is that our current political journey reflects the history that hip hop music underwent decades ago: namely, ideas that were considered a result of an off-shoot blend of … Read more
Election 2000-Ugh: Boring
This picture is, of course, not from America. It is from India, where people are protesting for the independence of Kashmir from the Indian Government. We in America don’t do that. We don’t burn cars and wear masks and chant and protest. They’ll put us in jail for that. And we can’t go to jail. … Read more
